Into: 31337, a girl always ready to roll (her d20) (giving), accents, adoration, alter egos, anal chastity (receiving), anime, anti-juggalos, art erotica, asian (everything to do with it), asian horror, asphyxiaphilia, ball gags, bare handed spanking, bbw (everything to do with it), bbw bondage (receiving), bbw lovers (receiving), bbw sitting on my face (giving), bdsm, be safe and play rough, being bitten while being fucked, being both kinky and romantic., being force choked by darth vader, being proud of your body, being someones first to try something with, being spoiled (everything to do with it), being the only one you want, bioshock little sister needing big daddy, bishonen, biting, biting my neck during sex, blindfolds, blow jobs (giving), body modification, body modifications, body paint (everything to do with it), bondage, boots, boyish older men, boys who look very young, breast fucking (receiving), breasts (everything to do with it), bubble baths, burlesque, candle wax (giving), chocolate, choking (everything to do with it), computer geeks, corsets, cosplay (everything to do with it), costumes/dressing-up (everything to do with it), creampie, cuddles, cum, cunnilingus (receiving), curvy (everything to do with it), deep throating (giving), deflowering virgins, duct tape, elegant dialect, erotic fantasy scifi & horror art, erotic horror, erotic photography, experimental subject (giving), face fucking, fake blood (everything to do with it), fetish/nude photography, final fantasy victory fanfare after climax, fingered by someone wearing the power glove, fishnet stockings (wearing), fondling, gamer geeks, geek, geek toys, geeks (everything to do with it), geeks in glasses, geeks with glasses, geeky girls, geeky tattoos (everything to do with it), geeky/nerdy men, geisha, giggling and cracking jokes during sex, giggling during play, give head like a zombie, giving head while boy gets head shots, glasses, goth, goth lolita, gothic girls (everything to do with it), hair, hair pulling, handcuffs, handjobs (giving), hello kitty, hello kitty dollification (receiving), high heels (wearing), horror (everything to do with it), horror movies, hot and nerdy, humor, ice cubes, inexperienced males, innocence, intelligence, interracial, japanese bondage, jrock, keeping slave all to yourself, kinky and geeky, kinky, geeky, nerdy, gamer boys (everything to do with it), kissing, knife play (receiving), letting me paint his balls as pokeballs, licking tattoos (receiving), light bondage, lingerie, link costume (watching others wear), liquor, lolita, lolita outfits, loyal men who don't cheat, loyalty, making him cum everytime, masks (everything to do with it), massage, massages, masturbating with a vibrating game controller, medical play, men in glasses, men with glasses, mending broken hearts, metal, military uniforms, monogamous, monogamy, multiple orgasms, naked gaming, new experiences, not sharing my man because i am all he needs, nudity in art, oral, oral sex, oral sex in the shower, oral sex while playing video games (everything to do with it), outdoor sex, pain, pantyhose/stockings (wearing), photographing friends naked, piercings, pin-ups, plague doctor mask, play and/or sex in shower, playing pretend, pose in corsets bought for me, public play, restraints, road head (giving), role play, roleplay, rope bondage/suspension, ropes, safe kinky fun, scalpel play, schoolgirl uniforms (wearing), science fiction/cyberpunk/fantasy, scratching, seduction, sensual domination, sensual hot sex, sex after massage (everything to do with it), sex in public (everything to do with it), sex in the cemetery (everything to do with it), sex in the whirlpool tub, sex is art, sex while gaming, sex while playing video games, sex while watching anime, sexting, sexy karaoke, short boys, short girls (giving), short women (giving), shunga, sitting on your face, sleeping together, sliding your panties aside and just fucking you, smart and safe edge play, smart, kinky, geeky girls, spanking (everything to do with it), star wars, star wars fanstasy, star wars mandalorian gear, steampunk, steampunk persona, stockings (wearing), strap-ons, sucking his cock while he plays video games, swinging, switch, talking geeky to me, tattoos, teasing, tickling (giving), tit fucking (receiving), tongue sucking, touching, undead give good head, uniforms (everything to do with it), vibrating game controllers (receiving), vibrators, victorian, victorian pornography, video games (everything to do with it), virgins, watching horror movies, water sex, whipping (giving), whips, world of warcraft, writing erotica, young men, younger boys, your one and only, zombies (everything to do with it).
Curious about: kinbaku/shibari/rope bondage (receiving), adrenaline shot, bondage bed, bukkake, caging/confinement, collar and lead/leash, collars, covert bondage, dollification, domestic servitude, flirtation and edge play with a phlobotomist, foot and boot worship (receiving), foot worship (receiving), human doll, kinky fun without sex, lan together naked, masters lan while subs go down, midgets/little people, military men, military play, monogamous group sex, play rape (receiving), poly, rubber, scissoring ✂, sex in the rain, sex swing, sex while covered in fake blood, shibari, sugar daddy (receiving), suspension, suspension bondage, tied to the bed and forced to cum, vinyl.
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Friday, September 11, 2009
Future Accomplishment
My major is in graphic and web design. I have wanted to make a site for a long time and I figure I'll have to work on making one eventually for my class. I have wanted to make a site again for a long time. I made one for an anime club once but that was a few years back. My hope is to make a site that is for people of all kinds who like or create any of the following; anime, art, asian culture, cartoons, comics, games, horror genre, manga, table top games, video games and anything of the abnormal (geeky) like. I want there to be forums, sections for people to submit their own art, comics, writings, reviews, etc. I also want there to be ways so people can get information on up to date info about new anime, books, cartoons, games, etc. I had a huge list of things I wanted on it, but of course it escapes me as I am writing this xD. That's my brain for you! Anyways I have tons of ideas for it and hoping it can be an outlet for meeting other people who like the same things but also finding out information of the sort. I'm just yapping because I'm losing my concentration on writing this, anyways I'm sure you get the gist of what I want to do. I'll explain it more later when I regain my train of thought! xD
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Utah Rant (It was for shits and giggles.)
There are multiple things I hate about the state I live in, Utah. I’m trying to think of where to even possibly start. I’ll start alphabetically and see if I can come up with something for every damn letter of the alphabet. (Yes, I have a lot of free time at work today)
This is only for shits and giggles, I do plan on moving out of this state and am only doing this blog for mainly a joke! So please take with a grain of salt or stuff it up your ass either way, you know.
A - Alcohol
Utah has some of the weirdest alcohol laws, I have EVER seen, here is a few:
·Patrons may order liquor by the drink, wine by the glass or bottle, and beer in bottles, cans and on draft. Packaged liquor, wine, and heavy beer (over 3.2%) are available in State Liquor Stores and Package Agencies.
·Alcohol over 3.2 percent is available in State Liquor Stores and Package Agencies, but not bars. In commercial facilities, the time at which alcohol may be served is limited, and alcohol may not be sold any later than 1 AM under any circumstance.
·The maximum alcohol content is 4.0% by volume (3.2% by weight) for beer sold in taverns, beer establishments, and stores.
·Under Utah law you may not bring in alcoholic beverages into Utah, "alcoholic beverages" include all hard liquor, spirits, wine and beer. Beer and other malt beverage products that exceed 3.2% alcohol by weight or 4.0% by volume are considered "liquor", and beer with an alcohol content of 3.2% or less is defined as "beer".
·Utah has a keg beer law that prohibits anyone other than a licensed beer retailer from possessing beer (3.2%) in containers larger than two liters.
·Each shot of hard alcohol, served in Utah, is required by law to be no more than one fluid ounce. If you want a double, the bartender cannot, by law, give it to you. But you can ask for a side car. A side car is a single shot served along side your mixed drink (often with the unspoken intention of adding it to your drink).
·You can have a shot of liquor in front of you with a drink. However, the alcohol that is in your shot of liquor and in your drink cannot be the same.
·It’s legal for restaurants to serve wine with meals, but only if you ask for the wine list.
·Restaurants offer a full liquor menu (if they choose to) but you’re required to purchase food in order have an alcoholic drink. Unless the establishment has a separate bar area.
·Malt beverages that are 4.0% abv such as Smirnoff Ice and Mike's Hard Lemonade will soon be moving from grocery/convenient stores to liquors. The State Attorney General determined that these are too enticing to underage drinkers and must be tucked away to keep them safe.
Also Liquors stores in Utah are closed Sundays.
B - Barbies
Everyone in Utah tries to look like a god damn Barbie. It’s actually quite creepy, you know whole blonde hair, tanned and completely decked out in Aeropostale, Hollister, American Eagle, preppy brand clothes. Now there is nothing wrong with caring about how you look, everyone should at least care a little bit about their own appearance. But the people in Utah take it to a whole new level. It's sad when your 40-something old mother is dressing and trying to look like a teenager.
C - Caffeine
The Mormon Church (majority) is against drinking anything with caffeine in it. It’s not as bad of a problem but when I first moved here, you were considered bad if you drank pop. Most people even hide it when they drink pop if they are LDS; I’ve seen people at work sneak pop in a non see through cup or brown bag. It’s actually really funny….
Also, it’s said LDS church has a big share of Pepsi co. Company. So when I first moved here I always wondered why my damn school only had 1 Coca Cola machine and a dozen Pepsi vending machines… could be a coincidence, but thought I would share it none of the less.
D - Divorce
Most people in Utah divorce and remarry like no other. I know a few friends mothers who have remarried over 4 times already! Friends who are my age (21 – 25) are usually on second marriage or divorced. Seriously, after the second one, I say just GIVE UP! Don’t bother remarrying unless, of course you are doing it for the money.
E - Education
The schools in Utah don’t care about education; they care about how much money they can suck out of the parents and students. They charge for everything and that’s no joke. It’s also really easy to pass classes; about 70% of your grade is just in attendance. Let’s just say the people in Utah aren’t the brightest crayons in the box.
F - Food
There is no real ethnic food in Utah. Utah’s idea of real Mexican food is at a restaurant that serves tater tots as a side dish.
G - Gamble
Gambling is illegal in Utah; there is no gambling of any kind, no lottery, and no casinos.
ARTICLE VI. LEGISLATIVE DEPARTMENT s 27
[Games of chance not authorized.]
The Legislature shall not authorize any game of chance, lottery or gift enterprise under any pretense or for any purpose.
H - Hospitals
In Utah it’s not really what you know, but who you know. So a lot of the doctors are not really qualified. A lot of them are pretty much, well, idiots.
I - Imitation
Everyone in Utah must be into the same things! It’s crazy, if all the rave is Scrap booking, then everyone must scrapbook, if canning is in, everyone must can! If you don’t follow the trend, you’re like an alien. If being preppy is cool, you better be preppy or prepare to be an outcast and tortured.
J - Jobs
Utah is a right to work state, up until a few months ago minimum wage was $5.15 and believe me, most jobs started out at minimum wage. Also, in Utah like I said before under hospitals, it’s not what you know, it’s who you know. So of course most of the jobs and promotions go to people who are usually of same religion or ward (same church district so to say). For example, at my job we got a new general manager, he’s a LDS bishop and we needed to hire an office assistant for me, he wanted to go through ONLY LDS work services. In my opinion that’s bias, it’s pretty much saying he only wants to hire a person of that religion. It’s just a not very cool state to be in if you do not know someone or are not of the majority religion.
K - Kids
I have never seen so many kids than I have in the state of Utah. Seriously, it’s rare to not have at least 3 kids and it’s even more damn rare to not have any by the time you start college. Most families have to have SUVs or minivans or what we call MAV (Mormon Assault Vehicles). There’s nothing wrong with wanting children, but there is something wrong when you are only 20 and have a kid in each hand, one in a stroller and be big and pregnant with another one. Not only that, but Utah is a Pedophile heaven. NO ONE WATCHES THEIR DAMN KIDS. If only I could count how many times kids have been hit by cars in a main intersection or road because they wandered off from home while no one was watching them. Also, I have never seen such undisciplined spoiled little shits in my life than I have in Utah. Babies scream, kids throwing things and massacring stores while the mother ignores them and shops or talks to a friend. It’s an every day god damn thing! If any place needs birth control to be stuck in the water, it’s this state! Also, in some of the richer cities, it’s like a trophy to adopt an African American child.
A side note for this topic though is that a lot of girls in Utah will lie about being on birth control so they can get pregnant so the guys will have to stay with them.
L - Leisure
There’s not much to do in Utah unless you are an outdoors person and like to ski/snowboard, then well it’s great! I love to hike, but it’s only nice enough to do so during summer which doesn’t last long here. Because Sunday is a “Sacred day”, most things are closed and not many events will go on during a Sunday. The closest thing to a fun place is Lagoon, which is an amusement park, it’s no where near as cool as Six Flags or Disneyland, however, let me show you the prices to those amusement parks.
Disneyland: Ages 3-9 Ages 10+
$59.00 $69.00
Six Flags: $29.99 $59.99
Lagoon: $35.95 $41.95
It also only opens from April to October.
M - Marriage/Dating
Okay, so let me start out by saying out of my high school group I hung out with only 2 including me are not married/divorced/or have kids. I’m 23 and in Utah I am considered an old maid because I am not married and don’t really date. I don’t care about that though, I’m pretty happy I’m not married and don’t have kids. Anyways, here the ultimate goal is usually get married a.s.a.p. and start popping out the babies! That’s usually the extent of most people lives here. That’s fine if that’s your goal, but shit if it isn’t, you are going to be one hell of an outsider! People here get married WAY too early and I think it’s mainly because they’re raised being told that’s the way to do it. Also, since this state is majorly against premarital sex, a lot of couples will get married just so they can finally doing the hanky panky or just don’t know any better. Because of this there are a lot of divorces, A LOT! It’s crazy how many guys or girls here you will meet or go on a date with and they’re only like 22, divorced and already have 2 or 3 kids.
N - Nationality/News
In Utah, it’s white people-galore. The only real mixture is Hispanics but they’re usually in Ogden, West Valley and Kearns. Now Utah likes to think it’s a special state with no problems and believe me when there is, they will usually only report on the news the crimes committed in the “low income” cities, AKA where all the other nationalities usually live. It’s actually pretty funny, but if there’s some crime talked about it’s usually always in Ogden, Kearns, West Valley and Salt Lake City. It’s so pathetic, what the people in Utah call a ghetto would be just heavenly compared to ghetto I lived in when I lived in central Phoenix; AZ. Utah really is in its own damn bubble I swear to god.
Anyways, since I kind of already mentioned the news, might as well keep it going. The news in Utah is so retarded! They usually report on dumb, useless information, like how there’s someone on American Idol that’s from Utah or how a damn cat got caught in a tree. That’s not news! What other people report on, Utah does not, especially if it involves scandals that make Utah look bad.
O - Organization
There’s something I noticed about Utah, there’s no organization or order to most things. For example, the grid system, who ever set up the cities in Utah were on crack! They are so confusing and extremely easy to get lost in especially if you have lived in another state or are visiting. Another thing is, in most states, there are nice neighborhoods and then there are the older home neighborhoods. It keeps some house’s values up and other down because of this. In Utah, it’s usually not like this, there are some neighborhoods with nothing but new houses and then they decide to make new nice expensive houses next to a trailer park or near really old ugly cheap houses. It really is quite odd and makes no sense, but not much in Utah does.
P - Parents/Family
Most people in Utah are parents, since everyone has children as stated earlier. Well, in Utah they have some of the prettiest mothers. You’re probably thinking, what’s wrong with that? Well, it’s pretty ridiculous when you have 6 kids, are in your late 40’s early 50’s and you are getting breast implants and trying to act and look like one of your teenage daughters. Then you have the complete opposite, parents who do not care what they look like, dressed horrible, no make up, hair isn’t done and just a mess! Also, it’s usually this set up among parents. The husband works and the wife stays home and is a house wife and scrapbooks and what not. So the husband has to make enough money so they can live their lives as if a perfect family. So better be able to afford that nice house, clothes, breast implants, and cars to put on a damn show!
Q -
R - Religion
This state in my opinion is mainly run by its majority population’s religion, yes, and the Mormons/LDS church. You can say it’s not, but it is and most people can see it. They are allowed to buy public property and make it so people can not use it for things like protesting or selling on. (Recently a gay couple say they were detained by security guards on a plaza owned by the Mormon church and later cited by police, claiming it stemmed from a kiss on the cheek.) There is a reason there is a State and Church separation, however, because they are in high numbers and in the legal system here they have definitely pulled strings. They also get away with a lot of things other states would not allow. I’m all for freedom of speech and choice of religion, but I believe that church and state should be SEPARATE and should be kept this way no matter how many people of one religion live in a state.
S - Sex
Here are some laws right off the back, which I find pretty freaking funny and are real:
* All sex with anyone but your spouse it outlawed.
* Adultery, oral and anal sex, masturbation are considered sodomy and can lead to imprisonment.
* Sex with an animal - unless performed for profit - however is NOT considered sodomy.
* Polygamy - provided only the missionary position has been applied - is only a misdemeanor.
* No woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman's name will be published in the local newspaper. The man does not receive any punishment.
One thing that pisses me off like no other is the sex education in this damn state. Parents bitch and scream when someone tries to actually teach these kids about safe sex and what not. So instead all they can teach is abstinence, well that doesn’t do much good for kids when they actually start having sex! Also, in Utah because of the lack of education they believe that anal sex is still not classified as sex, so they can get it in the butt and still be pure. Whether you believe this or not, anal sex is still an intimate act that can spread diseases or cause injury. Yet, they don’t know shit about protection, birth control and other important things people SHOULD know especially about STDs and STIs. Its dumb how people think if they don’t teach their children they won’t do it, or if we do teach them that it means they WILL do it. (meaning premarital sex)
T - Tax
Here are a few examples of what the tax rates in Utah are like.
Gas Tax Cigarette Tax Beer Tax Sales Tax
24.5 Cents $0.70 $0.41 5.90%
Not too bad, not really great. It’s also the fact they tax you FOR EVERYTHING.
Here is a short list of somethings we get taxed for;
State Sales & Use Tax
Local Sales & Use Tax
Mass Transit Tax
Additional Mass Transit Tax
Mass Tran Fixed Guide way
County Option Transportation
Rural Hospital Tax
Botanical, Cultural, Zoo Tax
(County)
Botanical, Cultural, Zoo Tax
(Municipality)
Highways Tax
County Option Sales Tax
Town Option Tax
Resort Community Tax
Additional Resort Comm. Tax
UFO - I chose this word because when I was living in Arizona and told my friends I was moving to Utah, most of them said, "The state full of Mormons and those UFO seeing hicks?" Yes, compared to the city life of Arizona, I have to say the mountain people, i.e. hicks are pretty damn scary here. The people you see getting interviewed because they say they were molested and abducted by aliens, yes, there are quite a few of those kind of people here. But they are more so out in the boonies and only come down to the cities for certain occasions. So they are not all over the place, but they are here and felt I should mention them.
Vanity - In Utah, I have found that most people are not very accepting of others that are outside of their culture, religion or ethnicity. People in Utah have a comfort zone and really prefer to not have it broken by anything out of the usual. Change is not something they prefer to happen and so if you are outside of the ordinary you are usually looked down upon. If you have a unique hair cut, style, tattoos, piercings or gaged ears you are also looked down on. If it is obvious you are of a different religion you are even more screwed. I notice that when there are a lot of people of a different race around and people come in they immediately get uptight and stare. I find a lot of people in Utah also are more likely to look down on those who are on the poor side. I guess the right word would be, that this state is on the snooty side. Beware because a lot of people here act and think that they are better than most people, then again people are like that everywhere.
W - Weather
Anyone who has lived or visited Utah probably knows about the bipolar weather we have here. One day it’s shiny and warm, the next it could be snowing. You can NEVER be sure of the weather and you can only trust the damn weather man about 60% of the time. There is no real set season here and it’s ridiculous!
X
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Z - Zoo
The zoo in Utah is really lame and the poor animals don’t have shit for space! And we all pay taxes on it no matter what, so give the damn animals more space!
This is only for shits and giggles, I do plan on moving out of this state and am only doing this blog for mainly a joke! So please take with a grain of salt or stuff it up your ass either way, you know.
A - Alcohol
Utah has some of the weirdest alcohol laws, I have EVER seen, here is a few:
·Patrons may order liquor by the drink, wine by the glass or bottle, and beer in bottles, cans and on draft. Packaged liquor, wine, and heavy beer (over 3.2%) are available in State Liquor Stores and Package Agencies.
·Alcohol over 3.2 percent is available in State Liquor Stores and Package Agencies, but not bars. In commercial facilities, the time at which alcohol may be served is limited, and alcohol may not be sold any later than 1 AM under any circumstance.
·The maximum alcohol content is 4.0% by volume (3.2% by weight) for beer sold in taverns, beer establishments, and stores.
·Under Utah law you may not bring in alcoholic beverages into Utah, "alcoholic beverages" include all hard liquor, spirits, wine and beer. Beer and other malt beverage products that exceed 3.2% alcohol by weight or 4.0% by volume are considered "liquor", and beer with an alcohol content of 3.2% or less is defined as "beer".
·Utah has a keg beer law that prohibits anyone other than a licensed beer retailer from possessing beer (3.2%) in containers larger than two liters.
·Each shot of hard alcohol, served in Utah, is required by law to be no more than one fluid ounce. If you want a double, the bartender cannot, by law, give it to you. But you can ask for a side car. A side car is a single shot served along side your mixed drink (often with the unspoken intention of adding it to your drink).
·You can have a shot of liquor in front of you with a drink. However, the alcohol that is in your shot of liquor and in your drink cannot be the same.
·It’s legal for restaurants to serve wine with meals, but only if you ask for the wine list.
·Restaurants offer a full liquor menu (if they choose to) but you’re required to purchase food in order have an alcoholic drink. Unless the establishment has a separate bar area.
·Malt beverages that are 4.0% abv such as Smirnoff Ice and Mike's Hard Lemonade will soon be moving from grocery/convenient stores to liquors. The State Attorney General determined that these are too enticing to underage drinkers and must be tucked away to keep them safe.
Also Liquors stores in Utah are closed Sundays.
B - Barbies
Everyone in Utah tries to look like a god damn Barbie. It’s actually quite creepy, you know whole blonde hair, tanned and completely decked out in Aeropostale, Hollister, American Eagle, preppy brand clothes. Now there is nothing wrong with caring about how you look, everyone should at least care a little bit about their own appearance. But the people in Utah take it to a whole new level. It's sad when your 40-something old mother is dressing and trying to look like a teenager.
C - Caffeine
The Mormon Church (majority) is against drinking anything with caffeine in it. It’s not as bad of a problem but when I first moved here, you were considered bad if you drank pop. Most people even hide it when they drink pop if they are LDS; I’ve seen people at work sneak pop in a non see through cup or brown bag. It’s actually really funny….
Also, it’s said LDS church has a big share of Pepsi co. Company. So when I first moved here I always wondered why my damn school only had 1 Coca Cola machine and a dozen Pepsi vending machines… could be a coincidence, but thought I would share it none of the less.
D - Divorce
Most people in Utah divorce and remarry like no other. I know a few friends mothers who have remarried over 4 times already! Friends who are my age (21 – 25) are usually on second marriage or divorced. Seriously, after the second one, I say just GIVE UP! Don’t bother remarrying unless, of course you are doing it for the money.
E - Education
The schools in Utah don’t care about education; they care about how much money they can suck out of the parents and students. They charge for everything and that’s no joke. It’s also really easy to pass classes; about 70% of your grade is just in attendance. Let’s just say the people in Utah aren’t the brightest crayons in the box.
F - Food
There is no real ethnic food in Utah. Utah’s idea of real Mexican food is at a restaurant that serves tater tots as a side dish.
G - Gamble
Gambling is illegal in Utah; there is no gambling of any kind, no lottery, and no casinos.
ARTICLE VI. LEGISLATIVE DEPARTMENT s 27
[Games of chance not authorized.]
The Legislature shall not authorize any game of chance, lottery or gift enterprise under any pretense or for any purpose.
H - Hospitals
In Utah it’s not really what you know, but who you know. So a lot of the doctors are not really qualified. A lot of them are pretty much, well, idiots.
I - Imitation
Everyone in Utah must be into the same things! It’s crazy, if all the rave is Scrap booking, then everyone must scrapbook, if canning is in, everyone must can! If you don’t follow the trend, you’re like an alien. If being preppy is cool, you better be preppy or prepare to be an outcast and tortured.
J - Jobs
Utah is a right to work state, up until a few months ago minimum wage was $5.15 and believe me, most jobs started out at minimum wage. Also, in Utah like I said before under hospitals, it’s not what you know, it’s who you know. So of course most of the jobs and promotions go to people who are usually of same religion or ward (same church district so to say). For example, at my job we got a new general manager, he’s a LDS bishop and we needed to hire an office assistant for me, he wanted to go through ONLY LDS work services. In my opinion that’s bias, it’s pretty much saying he only wants to hire a person of that religion. It’s just a not very cool state to be in if you do not know someone or are not of the majority religion.
K - Kids
I have never seen so many kids than I have in the state of Utah. Seriously, it’s rare to not have at least 3 kids and it’s even more damn rare to not have any by the time you start college. Most families have to have SUVs or minivans or what we call MAV (Mormon Assault Vehicles). There’s nothing wrong with wanting children, but there is something wrong when you are only 20 and have a kid in each hand, one in a stroller and be big and pregnant with another one. Not only that, but Utah is a Pedophile heaven. NO ONE WATCHES THEIR DAMN KIDS. If only I could count how many times kids have been hit by cars in a main intersection or road because they wandered off from home while no one was watching them. Also, I have never seen such undisciplined spoiled little shits in my life than I have in Utah. Babies scream, kids throwing things and massacring stores while the mother ignores them and shops or talks to a friend. It’s an every day god damn thing! If any place needs birth control to be stuck in the water, it’s this state! Also, in some of the richer cities, it’s like a trophy to adopt an African American child.
A side note for this topic though is that a lot of girls in Utah will lie about being on birth control so they can get pregnant so the guys will have to stay with them.
L - Leisure
There’s not much to do in Utah unless you are an outdoors person and like to ski/snowboard, then well it’s great! I love to hike, but it’s only nice enough to do so during summer which doesn’t last long here. Because Sunday is a “Sacred day”, most things are closed and not many events will go on during a Sunday. The closest thing to a fun place is Lagoon, which is an amusement park, it’s no where near as cool as Six Flags or Disneyland, however, let me show you the prices to those amusement parks.
Disneyland: Ages 3-9 Ages 10+
$59.00 $69.00
Six Flags: $29.99 $59.99
Lagoon: $35.95 $41.95
It also only opens from April to October.
M - Marriage/Dating
Okay, so let me start out by saying out of my high school group I hung out with only 2 including me are not married/divorced/or have kids. I’m 23 and in Utah I am considered an old maid because I am not married and don’t really date. I don’t care about that though, I’m pretty happy I’m not married and don’t have kids. Anyways, here the ultimate goal is usually get married a.s.a.p. and start popping out the babies! That’s usually the extent of most people lives here. That’s fine if that’s your goal, but shit if it isn’t, you are going to be one hell of an outsider! People here get married WAY too early and I think it’s mainly because they’re raised being told that’s the way to do it. Also, since this state is majorly against premarital sex, a lot of couples will get married just so they can finally doing the hanky panky or just don’t know any better. Because of this there are a lot of divorces, A LOT! It’s crazy how many guys or girls here you will meet or go on a date with and they’re only like 22, divorced and already have 2 or 3 kids.
N - Nationality/News
In Utah, it’s white people-galore. The only real mixture is Hispanics but they’re usually in Ogden, West Valley and Kearns. Now Utah likes to think it’s a special state with no problems and believe me when there is, they will usually only report on the news the crimes committed in the “low income” cities, AKA where all the other nationalities usually live. It’s actually pretty funny, but if there’s some crime talked about it’s usually always in Ogden, Kearns, West Valley and Salt Lake City. It’s so pathetic, what the people in Utah call a ghetto would be just heavenly compared to ghetto I lived in when I lived in central Phoenix; AZ. Utah really is in its own damn bubble I swear to god.
Anyways, since I kind of already mentioned the news, might as well keep it going. The news in Utah is so retarded! They usually report on dumb, useless information, like how there’s someone on American Idol that’s from Utah or how a damn cat got caught in a tree. That’s not news! What other people report on, Utah does not, especially if it involves scandals that make Utah look bad.
O - Organization
There’s something I noticed about Utah, there’s no organization or order to most things. For example, the grid system, who ever set up the cities in Utah were on crack! They are so confusing and extremely easy to get lost in especially if you have lived in another state or are visiting. Another thing is, in most states, there are nice neighborhoods and then there are the older home neighborhoods. It keeps some house’s values up and other down because of this. In Utah, it’s usually not like this, there are some neighborhoods with nothing but new houses and then they decide to make new nice expensive houses next to a trailer park or near really old ugly cheap houses. It really is quite odd and makes no sense, but not much in Utah does.
P - Parents/Family
Most people in Utah are parents, since everyone has children as stated earlier. Well, in Utah they have some of the prettiest mothers. You’re probably thinking, what’s wrong with that? Well, it’s pretty ridiculous when you have 6 kids, are in your late 40’s early 50’s and you are getting breast implants and trying to act and look like one of your teenage daughters. Then you have the complete opposite, parents who do not care what they look like, dressed horrible, no make up, hair isn’t done and just a mess! Also, it’s usually this set up among parents. The husband works and the wife stays home and is a house wife and scrapbooks and what not. So the husband has to make enough money so they can live their lives as if a perfect family. So better be able to afford that nice house, clothes, breast implants, and cars to put on a damn show!
Q -
R - Religion
This state in my opinion is mainly run by its majority population’s religion, yes, and the Mormons/LDS church. You can say it’s not, but it is and most people can see it. They are allowed to buy public property and make it so people can not use it for things like protesting or selling on. (Recently a gay couple say they were detained by security guards on a plaza owned by the Mormon church and later cited by police, claiming it stemmed from a kiss on the cheek.) There is a reason there is a State and Church separation, however, because they are in high numbers and in the legal system here they have definitely pulled strings. They also get away with a lot of things other states would not allow. I’m all for freedom of speech and choice of religion, but I believe that church and state should be SEPARATE and should be kept this way no matter how many people of one religion live in a state.
S - Sex
Here are some laws right off the back, which I find pretty freaking funny and are real:
* All sex with anyone but your spouse it outlawed.
* Adultery, oral and anal sex, masturbation are considered sodomy and can lead to imprisonment.
* Sex with an animal - unless performed for profit - however is NOT considered sodomy.
* Polygamy - provided only the missionary position has been applied - is only a misdemeanor.
* No woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman's name will be published in the local newspaper. The man does not receive any punishment.
One thing that pisses me off like no other is the sex education in this damn state. Parents bitch and scream when someone tries to actually teach these kids about safe sex and what not. So instead all they can teach is abstinence, well that doesn’t do much good for kids when they actually start having sex! Also, in Utah because of the lack of education they believe that anal sex is still not classified as sex, so they can get it in the butt and still be pure. Whether you believe this or not, anal sex is still an intimate act that can spread diseases or cause injury. Yet, they don’t know shit about protection, birth control and other important things people SHOULD know especially about STDs and STIs. Its dumb how people think if they don’t teach their children they won’t do it, or if we do teach them that it means they WILL do it. (meaning premarital sex)
T - Tax
Here are a few examples of what the tax rates in Utah are like.
Gas Tax Cigarette Tax Beer Tax Sales Tax
24.5 Cents $0.70 $0.41 5.90%
Not too bad, not really great. It’s also the fact they tax you FOR EVERYTHING.
Here is a short list of somethings we get taxed for;
State Sales & Use Tax
Local Sales & Use Tax
Mass Transit Tax
Additional Mass Transit Tax
Mass Tran Fixed Guide way
County Option Transportation
Rural Hospital Tax
Botanical, Cultural, Zoo Tax
(County)
Botanical, Cultural, Zoo Tax
(Municipality)
Highways Tax
County Option Sales Tax
Town Option Tax
Resort Community Tax
Additional Resort Comm. Tax
UFO - I chose this word because when I was living in Arizona and told my friends I was moving to Utah, most of them said, "The state full of Mormons and those UFO seeing hicks?" Yes, compared to the city life of Arizona, I have to say the mountain people, i.e. hicks are pretty damn scary here. The people you see getting interviewed because they say they were molested and abducted by aliens, yes, there are quite a few of those kind of people here. But they are more so out in the boonies and only come down to the cities for certain occasions. So they are not all over the place, but they are here and felt I should mention them.
Vanity - In Utah, I have found that most people are not very accepting of others that are outside of their culture, religion or ethnicity. People in Utah have a comfort zone and really prefer to not have it broken by anything out of the usual. Change is not something they prefer to happen and so if you are outside of the ordinary you are usually looked down upon. If you have a unique hair cut, style, tattoos, piercings or gaged ears you are also looked down on. If it is obvious you are of a different religion you are even more screwed. I notice that when there are a lot of people of a different race around and people come in they immediately get uptight and stare. I find a lot of people in Utah also are more likely to look down on those who are on the poor side. I guess the right word would be, that this state is on the snooty side. Beware because a lot of people here act and think that they are better than most people, then again people are like that everywhere.
W - Weather
Anyone who has lived or visited Utah probably knows about the bipolar weather we have here. One day it’s shiny and warm, the next it could be snowing. You can NEVER be sure of the weather and you can only trust the damn weather man about 60% of the time. There is no real set season here and it’s ridiculous!
X
Y
Z - Zoo
The zoo in Utah is really lame and the poor animals don’t have shit for space! And we all pay taxes on it no matter what, so give the damn animals more space!
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
The Wonderful World of the Interweb!
Okay, so this is an email I just got from a guy I befriended on a website. Be warned, it's kind of disturbing!
"Hi Crystal
How are you? I'm sat at home feeling a bit floaty, so feeling brave, or perhaps stupid would be a better description! Am certainly aware what I am about to write is odd! However, I shall be upfront and honest from the start, best way to be. I am on here looking for a partner (online is fine to start with but real life is always better), but part of the reason I am doing so online is I have a quirk (or, kink, I guess, to be more accurate) that I want to explore but find difficult to bring up once I know someone or face-to-face early on. It is a little weird, but hey, life is too short to be too wound up about these things. And in all honesty, how people have reacted in the past has been an indicator of our suitability for each other, kind of. Anyway, please bear with me on this one and read it all and think about it before you consider running away from me.
Hopefully we find each other pleasing to the eye. Now I know a lot of people claim to be kinky and that''s cool, but I am looking to find someone to chat with (or, in an ideal world, more than that) with an open mind who will share one interest I have - bedroom watersports: I have a thing for wetting myself (as in peeing my pants) and want to find someone else who has done it or would be prepared to do it! Have you ever wet yourself, even if by accident when drunk? I realise at this point you may be wondering if I am serious I am. I am sure this does seem off the wall, but it can be quite a cool and hot thing when done with the right mindset (after all, sex is a messy and at times, odd business, and we all have different things that get us going!!)
This will probably make or break it, a little fantasy I have in my head imagine you are sitting on my lap and you can feel a desire to pee, but instead of jumping off and going to the toilet, you decide you want to be naughty. You put your hand to mine and motion me to lie down. You kneel between my legs and put my hands onto your hips. And then, looking me straight in the eye, you start to grin. It takes me a moment to realise, but I see the wet patch starting to form on your jeans, as you pee yourself. You move one of my hands down to touch your crotch, so I can feel the stream as it runs out into your panties and soaks your jeans. It is so warm and so wet. I am unable to resist, I pull you down onto me, while you are still pissing. Your warmth wetness soaks through and soaks me. We are locked in an embrace, our tongues passionately exploring each other, our bodies entwined.
Well, I really hope I haven't offended you or freaked you out (though if I have, we probably wouldn''t be as good a match as I hope we could be!), and of course, I do hope to hear from you soon!"
This is probably the most weird and funny email, I have gotten thus far. Thanks for the amusement, Mr. Perv!
"Hi Crystal
How are you? I'm sat at home feeling a bit floaty, so feeling brave, or perhaps stupid would be a better description! Am certainly aware what I am about to write is odd! However, I shall be upfront and honest from the start, best way to be. I am on here looking for a partner (online is fine to start with but real life is always better), but part of the reason I am doing so online is I have a quirk (or, kink, I guess, to be more accurate) that I want to explore but find difficult to bring up once I know someone or face-to-face early on. It is a little weird, but hey, life is too short to be too wound up about these things. And in all honesty, how people have reacted in the past has been an indicator of our suitability for each other, kind of. Anyway, please bear with me on this one and read it all and think about it before you consider running away from me.
Hopefully we find each other pleasing to the eye. Now I know a lot of people claim to be kinky and that''s cool, but I am looking to find someone to chat with (or, in an ideal world, more than that) with an open mind who will share one interest I have - bedroom watersports: I have a thing for wetting myself (as in peeing my pants) and want to find someone else who has done it or would be prepared to do it! Have you ever wet yourself, even if by accident when drunk? I realise at this point you may be wondering if I am serious I am. I am sure this does seem off the wall, but it can be quite a cool and hot thing when done with the right mindset (after all, sex is a messy and at times, odd business, and we all have different things that get us going!!)
This will probably make or break it, a little fantasy I have in my head imagine you are sitting on my lap and you can feel a desire to pee, but instead of jumping off and going to the toilet, you decide you want to be naughty. You put your hand to mine and motion me to lie down. You kneel between my legs and put my hands onto your hips. And then, looking me straight in the eye, you start to grin. It takes me a moment to realise, but I see the wet patch starting to form on your jeans, as you pee yourself. You move one of my hands down to touch your crotch, so I can feel the stream as it runs out into your panties and soaks your jeans. It is so warm and so wet. I am unable to resist, I pull you down onto me, while you are still pissing. Your warmth wetness soaks through and soaks me. We are locked in an embrace, our tongues passionately exploring each other, our bodies entwined.
Well, I really hope I haven't offended you or freaked you out (though if I have, we probably wouldn''t be as good a match as I hope we could be!), and of course, I do hope to hear from you soon!"
This is probably the most weird and funny email, I have gotten thus far. Thanks for the amusement, Mr. Perv!
Thursday, June 18, 2009
He's Just Not That Into Geeky Girls
So the other day I watched a movie called, He’s Just Not That into You since my sister wanted to watch it and I was pretty much amused by being on my laptop. Anyways, after awhile it started so I began to watch it. The beginning started out with a little boy pushing a little girl and saying she smelled like poo or something like that. Anyways, the little girl cries to the mother and the mother tells the girl that the boy did that because he actually likes her. And then it makes a good point that from then on, we are taught from a young age that guys are mean to use because they like us. Which was true now and then back in middle school, however as you grow up things change, guys can pretty much be assholes, just to be that, an asshole. The movie basically goes on about this girl who keeps getting dumped, with some good reasoning and how she’s naïve enough to think that when a guy says he’s going to call her, she thinks he actually will. The movie introduces a few asshole guys such as the guy who said he would call but didn’t, a friend of the prior guy, a married man who finds this girl and really likes her and then the man that has been with a girl for a long time and still has no intention of getting married.
The first girl goes on a date with a guy, thinks it goes well, is told by the date he will call and for next few days waits and paces for it to happen. She ends up going to the guy’s favorite hang out place where she acts like it’s a coincidence if he happens to be there. From then she meets his friend who works at the bar and they begin to talk, the boy begins to tell her all the truths about men. How when a guy says he will call but doesn’t with in a few days, that is a “rule”. For the rare times where a guy will break the code and usually call the girl is an “exception”. Through out the rest of the movie the girl calls this guy to ask him for advice when she goes on other dates and wants to know if they are serious or not. A few things she asks him about is when a guy gives you there number and takes your number, still apparently means he won’t most likely call you (since still only mainly took your number). Another thing is when you go on a date and the guy says he will be out of town for quite awhile so won’t be in contact, well unless he’s going to another country in the middle of no where, usually not an excuse for him to be out of contact and is usually a sign he won’t call you again. Also, even though a guy may invite you to a party, it doesn’t automatically mean you are his date or that he is interested in you in that way.
Then there is the married couple, the husband ends up meeting a very cute girl that is trying to be a singer, he offers to help her, keeps saying he can’t meet up with her because he’s married and find her attractive. The girl continues to try thinking that since they like each other, he will get a divorce and be with her. So they begin having an affair, he tells the wife, the wife blames herself for feeling like she forced him into a marriage and got boring. So she visits him at work where him and the singer end up being in middle of getting it on, he has the singer hide in the closet and the wife comes in and tries to be sexy trying to save their marriage, so they end up doing it while the singer is in the closet and that is when she finally realizes that he’s not going to leave his wife and was pretty much never going to. So he loses her, the wife ends up finding out he was lying to her and kicks his ass out. Everyone goes their separate ways and starts over.
Then there’s the girl who has been dating a guy for 7 years and he has no intentions of getting married, so they end up breaking up in the end she realizes it doesn’t matter if they are married or not as long as they both loved each other and were committed to each other.
Basically, this movie shows you just how much guys can be assholes and just how naive girls can be. The guy that ends up trying to help the girl with not being screwed over by guys is pretty much a user himself hence how he knows how the whole deal works. He would sleep with girls and then blow them off after. Anyways, he tells the girl, if the guy wants it to happen it will happen, he will call. If he doesn’t then obviously he doesn’t want it to. This movie is good for snapping girls out of their fantasy world, except for in the end there is basically happy endings, but I was so disturbed by the rest of the movie, the ending was basically bull shit.
Okay so that ends my first rambling subject, now onto my next one.
I hear a lot of guys bitch about how girls say they want nice guys but usually end up with assholes. Well, I hear a lot of guys bitch about how they want a girl that likes video games, sports and just more stuff that they like and usually end up with girly girls who pretty much don’t like any of the things they were bitching about hoping girls would like. Okay so here I am a girl that likes anime, video games, sci fi, horror movies and a pretty big basketball fan. However, I end up always being put in the “one of the guys” category and treated just like a man or the “one of the guys with a vagina” where I get treated like just another guy friend but one they can try to sleep with. Most of the time if I like a guy and have competition, if the other girl is girly and even if doesn’t have anything in common with them, I will still usually lose. So I asked my friend about this and he basically told me that guys like girls, so they want a girl that is like a girl more so than someone they can just not care what they look like around and that’s why they have guy friends for. I realized then, that I’m screwed! The only things that are girly about me is the fact I love Hello Kitty, I have big boobs and that I’m trying to dress more “cute” and even then my personality shines through as the so not girly girl I am.
So it made me realize also why I usually ended up with guys who were wimpy or I was pretty sure were border line gay. Because I’m a girl but technically not like a girl, so it’s basically like dating a guy but still doesn’t make them gay because I am missing the key important body part that would change that. So even though I don’t play video games as much as I would like to/use to I still do and is a big part of the things I love to do. I am a geek and I am a pretty stubborn and straight forward person. I’m not giggly, bubbly or a all around girl. I’m not going to change who I am and still I know with me being the way I am it will always be an ordeal for me to find a guy I like that will like me back or choose me over someone who is more girly.
All in all though, there is something wrong with males and females.
End rambling.
The first girl goes on a date with a guy, thinks it goes well, is told by the date he will call and for next few days waits and paces for it to happen. She ends up going to the guy’s favorite hang out place where she acts like it’s a coincidence if he happens to be there. From then she meets his friend who works at the bar and they begin to talk, the boy begins to tell her all the truths about men. How when a guy says he will call but doesn’t with in a few days, that is a “rule”. For the rare times where a guy will break the code and usually call the girl is an “exception”. Through out the rest of the movie the girl calls this guy to ask him for advice when she goes on other dates and wants to know if they are serious or not. A few things she asks him about is when a guy gives you there number and takes your number, still apparently means he won’t most likely call you (since still only mainly took your number). Another thing is when you go on a date and the guy says he will be out of town for quite awhile so won’t be in contact, well unless he’s going to another country in the middle of no where, usually not an excuse for him to be out of contact and is usually a sign he won’t call you again. Also, even though a guy may invite you to a party, it doesn’t automatically mean you are his date or that he is interested in you in that way.
Then there is the married couple, the husband ends up meeting a very cute girl that is trying to be a singer, he offers to help her, keeps saying he can’t meet up with her because he’s married and find her attractive. The girl continues to try thinking that since they like each other, he will get a divorce and be with her. So they begin having an affair, he tells the wife, the wife blames herself for feeling like she forced him into a marriage and got boring. So she visits him at work where him and the singer end up being in middle of getting it on, he has the singer hide in the closet and the wife comes in and tries to be sexy trying to save their marriage, so they end up doing it while the singer is in the closet and that is when she finally realizes that he’s not going to leave his wife and was pretty much never going to. So he loses her, the wife ends up finding out he was lying to her and kicks his ass out. Everyone goes their separate ways and starts over.
Then there’s the girl who has been dating a guy for 7 years and he has no intentions of getting married, so they end up breaking up in the end she realizes it doesn’t matter if they are married or not as long as they both loved each other and were committed to each other.
Basically, this movie shows you just how much guys can be assholes and just how naive girls can be. The guy that ends up trying to help the girl with not being screwed over by guys is pretty much a user himself hence how he knows how the whole deal works. He would sleep with girls and then blow them off after. Anyways, he tells the girl, if the guy wants it to happen it will happen, he will call. If he doesn’t then obviously he doesn’t want it to. This movie is good for snapping girls out of their fantasy world, except for in the end there is basically happy endings, but I was so disturbed by the rest of the movie, the ending was basically bull shit.
Okay so that ends my first rambling subject, now onto my next one.
I hear a lot of guys bitch about how girls say they want nice guys but usually end up with assholes. Well, I hear a lot of guys bitch about how they want a girl that likes video games, sports and just more stuff that they like and usually end up with girly girls who pretty much don’t like any of the things they were bitching about hoping girls would like. Okay so here I am a girl that likes anime, video games, sci fi, horror movies and a pretty big basketball fan. However, I end up always being put in the “one of the guys” category and treated just like a man or the “one of the guys with a vagina” where I get treated like just another guy friend but one they can try to sleep with. Most of the time if I like a guy and have competition, if the other girl is girly and even if doesn’t have anything in common with them, I will still usually lose. So I asked my friend about this and he basically told me that guys like girls, so they want a girl that is like a girl more so than someone they can just not care what they look like around and that’s why they have guy friends for. I realized then, that I’m screwed! The only things that are girly about me is the fact I love Hello Kitty, I have big boobs and that I’m trying to dress more “cute” and even then my personality shines through as the so not girly girl I am.
So it made me realize also why I usually ended up with guys who were wimpy or I was pretty sure were border line gay. Because I’m a girl but technically not like a girl, so it’s basically like dating a guy but still doesn’t make them gay because I am missing the key important body part that would change that. So even though I don’t play video games as much as I would like to/use to I still do and is a big part of the things I love to do. I am a geek and I am a pretty stubborn and straight forward person. I’m not giggly, bubbly or a all around girl. I’m not going to change who I am and still I know with me being the way I am it will always be an ordeal for me to find a guy I like that will like me back or choose me over someone who is more girly.
All in all though, there is something wrong with males and females.
End rambling.
Thursday, April 9, 2009
Love is a Battlefield
Okay, so I decided to do some online research about size differences between Japan and USA condoms and this is what I found!
These are averages.
Japan Standard Condoms ------------------USA Standard
Length - 170 mm ----------------------- Length - 194 mm
Width - 52 mm ----------------------------Width - 55 mm
Japan Large Condoms ---------------------- USA Magnums
Length - 180 mm------------------------ Length - 205 mm
Width - 55 mm --------------------------- Width - 60 mm
Japan X Large Condoms ------------------USA XL Magnums
Length - 190 mm ------------------------Length - 210 mm
Width - 66 mm ----------------------------Width - 68 mm
To end this section, I will end with saying, it's not the size of the boat, it's how you rock it.
Anyways, during my research I found some more funny Japanese condom pictures and descriptions, I love engrish!
* Comments made by me on the item are in bold. *
Description: Cutie little black skin makes you feel like living in Africa!
Description: No touch condom developed by Okamoto, absolutely no touch of your hand in wearing.
Just Fit - Tight Size Condom
Description: Do you know there is size different between condoms? This slim size fits you and enables you to move quicker!
Crystal's Comment: "Yay, I can be like the Flash!"
Chapeau Large Condoms
Description: Do you know there is size different between condoms? This large size liberates you from oppression.
Crystal's Comment: "Liberate me, Liberate me!!"
Description: Popular among OL and Housewife, from age of 10 to 40. It is well known for its remedy to females. The "Lazy Bear" is now on board.
Crystal's Comment: "Jesus, they start young!"
Luxury Gold Condom
Description: Two people use this product in special night to sparkle in shining gold color. Making the special moment a luxury one.
Crystal's Comment: "I want to sparkle"
Glamorous Butterfly Dot Condom
Description:
The pearl white gift box is filled with lover's heart.
In order to fulfill the passion of fashion by youngsters, this condom is specially made for girls.
The design of this condom was chosen by more than 500 young girls from a survey.
The packing box has combined the feeling of luxury and cute, it is a condom with charm.
Crystal's Comment: "I know that's what I look for in condoms, charm."
Description: Wooden box packed condoms, it is a traditional and fine packing that makes you feel like home.
Crystal's Comment: "I've never felt like a home before, I wonder what it feels like."
These are averages.
Japan Standard Condoms ------------------USA Standard
Length - 170 mm ----------------------- Length - 194 mm
Width - 52 mm ----------------------------Width - 55 mm
Japan Large Condoms ---------------------- USA Magnums
Length - 180 mm------------------------ Length - 205 mm
Width - 55 mm --------------------------- Width - 60 mm
Japan X Large Condoms ------------------USA XL Magnums
Length - 190 mm ------------------------Length - 210 mm
Width - 66 mm ----------------------------Width - 68 mm
To end this section, I will end with saying, it's not the size of the boat, it's how you rock it.
Anyways, during my research I found some more funny Japanese condom pictures and descriptions, I love engrish!
* Comments made by me on the item are in bold. *
Description: Cutie little black skin makes you feel like living in Africa!
Description: No touch condom developed by Okamoto, absolutely no touch of your hand in wearing.
Just Fit - Tight Size Condom
Description: Do you know there is size different between condoms? This slim size fits you and enables you to move quicker!
Crystal's Comment: "Yay, I can be like the Flash!"
Chapeau Large Condoms
Description: Do you know there is size different between condoms? This large size liberates you from oppression.
Crystal's Comment: "Liberate me, Liberate me!!"
Description: Popular among OL and Housewife, from age of 10 to 40. It is well known for its remedy to females. The "Lazy Bear" is now on board.
Crystal's Comment: "Jesus, they start young!"
Luxury Gold Condom
Description: Two people use this product in special night to sparkle in shining gold color. Making the special moment a luxury one.
Crystal's Comment: "I want to sparkle"
Glamorous Butterfly Dot Condom
Description:
The pearl white gift box is filled with lover's heart.
In order to fulfill the passion of fashion by youngsters, this condom is specially made for girls.
The design of this condom was chosen by more than 500 young girls from a survey.
The packing box has combined the feeling of luxury and cute, it is a condom with charm.
Crystal's Comment: "I know that's what I look for in condoms, charm."
Description: Wooden box packed condoms, it is a traditional and fine packing that makes you feel like home.
Crystal's Comment: "I've never felt like a home before, I wonder what it feels like."
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Online Loving - Even for Cousins
There's nothing funnier than talking to someone who accidentally writes in the wrong screen and sends a message to the wrong person. Here is one that happened last night to a boy I was talking to.
????@yahoo.com: oh thank you
????@yahoo.com: so how has work been lately for u
????@yahoo.com: hmmm
????@yahoo.com: if i know everything and am still here i will want u more when i get there
????@yahoo.com: just love ur body
????@yahoo.com: just take a few topless photos
????@yahoo.com: wrong screen
????@yahoo.com: that is my cousins screen
????@yahoo.com: sorry about that
????@yahoo.com: she was going for a movie shot and we was joking about boobs selling for film artists
????@yahoo.com: she is very self consious
????@yahoo.com: like most people
????@yahoo.com: u still there
Funny enough he tries to cover up his miss tell of the dirty message by saying he was talking to his "cousin", if you talk to your "cousin" like this and ask for topless pictures, I think you've been in Utah way too freaking long.
So first off, always make sure you are typing in the right messenger box and if you happen to accidentally do this, for Christ's sake don't try to lie about it, obviously I'm not stupid enough to fall for it and I doubt most girls are, so not only do you come off as a idiotic pervert if you accidentally write something nasty to the wrong girl, but you also come off as a idiotic lying pervert and in this case an idiotic lying pervert who commits incest.
????@yahoo.com: oh thank you
????@yahoo.com: so how has work been lately for u
????@yahoo.com: hmmm
????@yahoo.com: if i know everything and am still here i will want u more when i get there
????@yahoo.com: just love ur body
????@yahoo.com: just take a few topless photos
????@yahoo.com: wrong screen
????@yahoo.com: that is my cousins screen
????@yahoo.com: sorry about that
????@yahoo.com: she was going for a movie shot and we was joking about boobs selling for film artists
????@yahoo.com: she is very self consious
????@yahoo.com: like most people
????@yahoo.com: u still there
Funny enough he tries to cover up his miss tell of the dirty message by saying he was talking to his "cousin", if you talk to your "cousin" like this and ask for topless pictures, I think you've been in Utah way too freaking long.
So first off, always make sure you are typing in the right messenger box and if you happen to accidentally do this, for Christ's sake don't try to lie about it, obviously I'm not stupid enough to fall for it and I doubt most girls are, so not only do you come off as a idiotic pervert if you accidentally write something nasty to the wrong girl, but you also come off as a idiotic lying pervert and in this case an idiotic lying pervert who commits incest.
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