The Wonderful World of the Interweb!

Okay, so this is an email I just got from a guy I befriended on a website. Be warned, it's kind of disturbing!

"Hi Crystal

How are you? I'm sat at home feeling a bit floaty, so feeling brave, or perhaps stupid would be a better description! Am certainly aware what I am about to write is odd! However, I shall be upfront and honest from the start, best way to be. I am on here looking for a partner (online is fine to start with but real life is always better), but part of the reason I am doing so online is I have a quirk (or, kink, I guess, to be more accurate) that I want to explore but find difficult to bring up once I know someone or face-to-face early on. It is a little weird, but hey, life is too short to be too wound up about these things. And in all honesty, how people have reacted in the past has been an indicator of our suitability for each other, kind of. Anyway, please bear with me on this one and read it all and think about it before you consider running away from me.

Hopefully we find each other pleasing to the eye. Now I know a lot of people claim to be kinky and that''s cool, but I am looking to find someone to chat with (or, in an ideal world, more than that) with an open mind who will share one interest I have - bedroom watersports: I have a thing for wetting myself (as in peeing my pants) and want to find someone else who has done it or would be prepared to do it! Have you ever wet yourself, even if by accident when drunk? I realise at this point you may be wondering if I am serious I am. I am sure this does seem off the wall, but it can be quite a cool and hot thing when done with the right mindset (after all, sex is a messy and at times, odd business, and we all have different things that get us going!!)

This will probably make or break it, a little fantasy I have in my head imagine you are sitting on my lap and you can feel a desire to pee, but instead of jumping off and going to the toilet, you decide you want to be naughty. You put your hand to mine and motion me to lie down. You kneel between my legs and put my hands onto your hips. And then, looking me straight in the eye, you start to grin. It takes me a moment to realise, but I see the wet patch starting to form on your jeans, as you pee yourself. You move one of my hands down to touch your crotch, so I can feel the stream as it runs out into your panties and soaks your jeans. It is so warm and so wet. I am unable to resist, I pull you down onto me, while you are still pissing. Your warmth wetness soaks through and soaks me. We are locked in an embrace, our tongues passionately exploring each other, our bodies entwined.

Well, I really hope I haven't offended you or freaked you out (though if I have, we probably wouldn''t be as good a match as I hope we could be!), and of course, I do hope to hear from you soon!"


This is probably the most weird and funny email, I have gotten thus far. Thanks for the amusement, Mr. Perv!